In lieu of a cigarette, I have eaten a snickerdoodle...

with toffee chips in it.

I think the the snickerdoodle is much less likely to form a fatal habit.

Although it will certainly show up on my abdomen...

Perhaps to the extent that people will start asking if I am pregnant again.

The answer to which is just...so...complicated. "Are you expecting?" "Why, yes I am. But, that doesn't account for my fatness!"

LM