You Probably Shouldn't Do This to Avoid Jury Duty
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_fe_st/odd_reluctant_juror;_ylt=AtZITI6w_FUL6UVJpMaqTYTtiBIF
So...if, you are not ACTUALLY a homophobic, racist who is a habitual liar, for Pete's sake, don't LIE about it.
If you lie ABOUT being a liar, what does that make you??
LM
8 Comments:
oh man, why is that so funny to me?
Too funny. Though this guy is dumber than a box of rocks. Everyone knows that the first rule of lying is that you stick to your story.
I think there's a village missing their idiot!!!!
Talk about brazen. It takes all sorts, doesn't it.
I don't understand the aversion to jury duty. While it isn't something I would want to do daily, I wouldn't mind serving on a Jury. I was pulled for the District court up in your town for the last quarter of the year. Yep, during the "we will leave any week now to adopt" time. When I did get pulled for a case, I had to submit documents that I would be gone. I was supposed to appear in a week I think it was and I was told that cases of that nature tend to take 5-7 business days and to be prepared. It wasn't that easy as I didn't have a travel date yet, but knew that we would travel in the next month. Finally worked with someone who understood and good thing to as we left about a week after the day I was to show up. I was disappointed, though, to not serve as I think it is such a huge part of what makes America work (for the most part.) Who knows, perhaps I'll get pulled again.
an idiot!
Really, though--would any defendant / lawyer / judge really want someone like this on a jury?
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I'm with Christina. For some reason this is 'bring tears to your eyes' hilarious to me. What an absolute idiot! Honestly who would want him being one of thier peers to cast judgment upon his/her case! What a dunce!
This village idiot made GMA this morning. Super funny!
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