Tuesday, July 10, 2007

You Probably Shouldn't Do This to Avoid Jury Duty


So...if, you are not ACTUALLY a homophobic, racist who is a habitual liar, for Pete's sake, don't LIE about it.

If you lie ABOUT being a liar, what does that make you??



Anonymous Christina said...

oh man, why is that so funny to me?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger niobe said...

Too funny. Though this guy is dumber than a box of rocks. Everyone knows that the first rule of lying is that you stick to your story.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger bluefairy said...

I think there's a village missing their idiot!!!!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger jenn said...

Talk about brazen. It takes all sorts, doesn't it.

I don't understand the aversion to jury duty. While it isn't something I would want to do daily, I wouldn't mind serving on a Jury. I was pulled for the District court up in your town for the last quarter of the year. Yep, during the "we will leave any week now to adopt" time. When I did get pulled for a case, I had to submit documents that I would be gone. I was supposed to appear in a week I think it was and I was told that cases of that nature tend to take 5-7 business days and to be prepared. It wasn't that easy as I didn't have a travel date yet, but knew that we would travel in the next month. Finally worked with someone who understood and good thing to as we left about a week after the day I was to show up. I was disappointed, though, to not serve as I think it is such a huge part of what makes America work (for the most part.) Who knows, perhaps I'll get pulled again.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:33:00 PM  
Blogger KelleyO said...

an idiot!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:19:00 AM  
Blogger Django Sexton said...

Really, though--would any defendant / lawyer / judge really want someone like this on a jury?


Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger Mia's Mommy said...

I'm with Christina. For some reason this is 'bring tears to your eyes' hilarious to me. What an absolute idiot! Honestly who would want him being one of thier peers to cast judgment upon his/her case! What a dunce!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007 10:50:00 PM  
Blogger Carma said...

This village idiot made GMA this morning. Super funny!

Thursday, July 12, 2007 1:18:00 PM  

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